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Just a thought,

Putting Fake Tits on a woman is the same thing as putting a Spoiler on a Japanese compact car, they do nothing for performance, look stupid and take away 25% of its trade in value.
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Jack's Journal (scribbled on the back of a fish)

Day:2190

It has been 6 years since we landed on this island, this accursed bedamned island, everyday lush tropicsl beauty, except for around the grassland, that is where she hides, in MY TREEHOUSE, I curse her I built that house, but No, I have to hide from her and her trained tiger on the badlands.
I snuck up to the grassland today, and saw her and Jenny, poor thing how could we have brought
her into this island, but she is perfect, even though her mother has trained her to hate me.
I left some strawberries near the watering hole for her, when she found them she yipped in joy and ate them all immeadiatly, good thing too, since Amy would have taken them fromher for herself, 6 years and she still cannot forrage for herself, at least she isnt nearsighted. Although I wish she were Brook Shields
man I loved that movie, , , I wouldn't so much if I knew I would be stuck here.
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how I loev the stupid, ,

Ok, this story will make those of you who understand cars giggle, perhaps in a girlish way,
Today I overheard a couple of kids at the Auto parts place arguing about a "Street race" that they had,
Kid A said "you only won because you have an automatic"
Kid B said "No Im a better driver"
well, I had to ask why they were even arguing, and Kid A said
"I lost because he didnt have to shift and I had to double Clutch"
I asked Kid B what he was driving and he said a Camry then I asked the kid A, well, why did you race a
Camry, besides what were you driving a 50 Chevy?
Kid A said, "No I am driving a Civic"
I was befuddled, and asked
"Well why are you double clutching" and he told me "it was because you have to doubel clutch to shift fast"
I replied "No you are just using that as an excuse, you see, Passenger cars have since the late 50's all had Synchronized transmissions and do not need to be double clutched, the only thing you could get after that that needed double clutching was Tractors, dumptrucks and eighteen wheeler tractors,"

He then swore that his car had to be double clutched, by this time the guy at the counter is laughing
and I asked "Well what did you do put a transmission from an old Chevy or Ford in it, cause if your car is stock then you are just a bad driver or usign the doubel clutch thing as an excuse"

well he asks the guy at the counter about double clutching and the guy looks up his Civic and says,
"No sir, *snicker* unsynchronized transmission was not available on your car, , , Ever"then laughs some more.
well, kid a got mad and started out the door and I asked kid B if A thinks that a spoiler adds horsepower or peraps it makes a front wheel drive get better grip over the dead axel.
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Konami Stars,

New site I found, for Konami games, particularly the RPG's, if you join tell them Loop sent ya.
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Probably not the first, Probably not the last

to say this, Nintendo, take your Wii and stick it up your butts,

Im tired of waiting, searching, and being disapointed, I no longer want your system.

and perhaps it is time for me to give up the game playing side as well, I mean look at the releases,

the N64/PSX/Dreamcast era was the last of the old era, when you could walk into a store and get a
system, starting with the PS2, box and cube, they become scarce, probably intenionally, and most
end up on ebay (which I hate, ebay that is, cause ebay sucks buttholes) and now whti hte new ones, look what has happened, people fighting over them, Near fever pitch madness fanboyism over them,
people gettign shot over them, and ti will only get worse, because the companies know that this kind of thing only makes them sell better, and like morons folks eat it up, Im gonna stick to my handheld
stuff, home consoles, no more,



I dont plan on buying a Wii, now if , and this is a vague if, I happen to have the money, and catch

some at walmart and can get my neice to use her discount card, then I may get one, but the chance of

that are slim and I will probably not get one if I find one.



as for the X Sphere, or $ony's GoldenTurdstation3, I dont want either of them, never did,
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rigged test

Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)
Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant.Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all menYou are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.
everyone I have seen has the same results.
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Aquarium Hijinks

So I guess it is official, I need to get a new pair of Algae eating fish, my last pair were Flying Foxes, and they did great, then the little one vanished, well, tonight I was cleaning up some of the Flotsam left by the plants, and I noticed something my Bigger Fox was gone, I looked in the filter box and he wasn't there either (he liked to jump into the box to eat the algae in it,)I can only guess what happened, and that is that he jumped up to go into the box to dine, and jumped clear out of the tank, or the cat caught him and eated him.
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Long Time No Post

Well it has been a while since I posted, bout damned time too you may be thinking, I've just been disinterested in the interweb for a while, but I have a couple things to talk about now, First off in weirdness, I have a friend who was married to a woman with a kid, well, they were divorced, and a few days ago I find out that my buddies sister is currently engaged to his ex step son.The humor of that was glorious, I told him to go on Springer make a few hundred bucks for the story.in other news, thanks to Bellsouth's horrid service and general carpyness, I moved my phone number to a Cell phone, and it is taking me some time to get used to it, today for example I heard a ringing at work and was thinking "Someone's phone is ringing,"and "they should really answer that,"then I reaized it was me.and here is my obligatory semi rant.Myspace, well, it could be a good thing, but it isnt.it reminds me of Geocities circa 1997/1998 all the pages have hueg font, and hueg pictures, hueg like X bocks and they have way too much stuff on them, the biggest problem is the CSS modifiers folks are using to add more comments or more friends to the front page to keep from angering the sensative attention whores they are "friends" and I use that term loosely with, I wonder what Myspace will look like in a few years time? hopefully it will mature</rant>also it seems that iJournal cannot synch my current song from the new iTunes. nichevo.Also Fish if you see this and your Cell is on Verizon let me know.
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a couple of funny incidents with my Old AD&D groups

two big incidents, both involving the players in a moment of sheer odd.incident 1, the party was in a frontieer town on their way to a castle or something, well, during a bar brawl three of the five characters were locked up in the local jail, one, a female elf went to try to bribe the sherrif to get them released, or blackmail him whichever worked, the other a Werewolf (long story but they are playable in my game world and nowhere near as supreme as that damned werewolf game made them out to be) well, the werewolf Kuragano decided to go break them out, when he left the inn the scene was described as such, "the evening air is crisp and dry, shadows linger about the streets and doorways, a light breeze rustles the straw spread on the street to control dust and mud"to which he said, "allright, Im gonna quickly go to the other end of the town (U shaped town) and start a fire in a buildingto distract the townsfolk"I stated that they were all asleephe didnt care, and did just as he planned, I rolled the d20 with a 50% chance of his fire igniting the hay on the street, and told him such, he agreed, and viola the street caught fire, by this time the inmates had been released thanks to the elf girls application of blackmail and they were waiting at the inn loacted in the inside of the U shaped road in the middle of town, to make a long story short, there were 4 survivors, the werewolf burnt the town to the ground.Second incident, same characters with a new one for the poor girl who's human ranger died in the fire, they were sent into a cave/dungeon/lair of some goblins in order to rescue two twin princesses who were captured just before they arrived, while in the lair, they mentioned that a diversion would be helpful, so Kuragano, the werewolf decided on his own to set fire to the goblin barracks the beds burnt slowly filling the lair with smoke, killing all the goblins and one of the princesses, the other later commited suicide the funny part is, Kuragano's player was pretty much just like the character.
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